Braden's Infinite Tour of Italy

I’m one of the 50 people in the world with an Olive Garden Lifetime Pasta Pass, so naturally I built a website that lets the internet decide what I eat. This website turns every trip to Olive Garden into a crowdsourced experiment, complete with a Newk-o-Meter that converts votes into hot sauce spice level and quantity, and a completely legitimate-sounding Darden Stock Buy Back Program that turns my would-be-pasta spending into Darden shares.